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Dumbledore:
Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
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Dumbledore:
I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
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Dumbledore:
There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
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Dumbledore:
And it just goes up every year
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Dumbledore:
I guess that just means all your parents hate you
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Dumbledore:
Great let's have some pumpkin juice